Crazy Christians Top the News

Again! Three bible quoting bozos hit the top 10 in today’s news.

Wisconsin District Attorney and crazy Christian Scott Southworth has warned teachers that he’ll arrest them for doing their jobs.

State law requires that schools teach comprehensive sex education.

But Southworth vows to skirt the law, instead prosecuting educators for contributing to the delinquency of a minor for teaching how to properly use contraceptives.

I guess Christians need teen pregnancies in order to create ‘the Lord’s Army’.

TV apparently has noh84kate as the foul-mouthed divorced Christian mother of eight signs on for two more shows.

All this despite her dorky adulterer hubby suing for custody and her ‘Dancing With the Stars’ partner reported to be so over her.

Not since the “God Warrior” swapped wife have viewers been so entertained by crazy Christian real housewives of looney land.

But first crazy-4-Christ prize has to go to David Stone Sr.

The radical Christian militia group’s alleged leader went off on a rant that was only hurt by the fact that it made no sense whatsoever.

Apparently, killing your fellow man is nothing compared to the injustice Christians face by having to pass a driver’s license exam.

Oh those whacky Christians, what mad cap antics will they get up to next.

Ccccrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

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