Big Brother is Watching in Chicago

Ever get that creepy feeling you’re being watched?

Well, if you’re in Chicago, you probably are being watched.

Just how many cameras are spying on you in the Windy City? Officials aren’t telling, but it is considered the most comprehensive in all of the US, and even more integrated than London’s famous 500,000 plus.

In other words: one big mother f-ing shit-load of spyware.

I only hope that one side effect of all this control will be slimmer and better dressed Chicagoans. Although this may explain the city’s famous battle with the bulge. They say the camera adds ten pounds, and the government admits to at least 10,000 cameras lining the streets — making its citizens all look fat.

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