What Planet Are Gays From?

Like most couples, our biggest roadblock is ‘the c word’ … communication.

Take for instance, the great stained vs. dirty fight of 2002.

I’m more specific when it comes to words, insisting that our forefathers didn’t invent entire new words to mean the same thing. Each word is there because it means something else.

Van is more of a big picture type.

Stained is when the shirt comes out of the washer clean, but still has a permanent spot because it was stained by coffee or some such villain.

Dirty is unwashed, but still in the basic condition it was purchased in. Once out of the washer, it will be like new.

To Van it’s all the same because “Either way, you can’t wear it to work.”

So, in this fabricated world of self-help books, where did we come from?

We can’t both be from Mars, because we don’t speak the same language. The external genitalia excludes a Venetian birth. So What gives?

Are gays from Saturn and Uranus? Shut up! It’s a planet.

Or is all this Male vs. Female gunk straights are fed just a bunch of phooey to make them feel better?

“It’s not you dear, it’s your birth planet that’s to blame.”

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