I’m Too Sexy for The Boston Phoenix

People just love a good countdown to take their minds off of life’s true awfulness.

So our friends in Beantown came up with this time killer: The 100 Unsexiest Men of 2010.

OK, whatever. In this era of picky snap judgements, it seemed pretty tame, although there did seem to be a few that veered perhaps into personal vendetta.

For example: Jeremy Piven is unsexy because he sometimes eats odd things. Um.. OK.

Or Mario Lopez, who’s unsexy because adults shouldn’t have dimples. Riiiight…

Obviously these two guys rebuked the advances of certain Phoenix Editors, and paybacks are a bitch.

But why should I complain. That was a whole 3 minutes out of my life that I got to read mindless crap and not think about my mounting real life problems, right?

I’m just gonna sit back, relax, and wait for someone to print “The 100 Worst 100 Worst Lists”.

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