Shocking News: Ricky Martin is *gasp* Gay!

No!

Yes, the pop star turned poof has confirmed what we’ve all known in our hearts for years… he’s a 10%er.

Apparently the Menudo alumnus decided to come clean about ‘la vida maricon’ while commencing his autobiography, but stopped short of divulging who ’she bangs’.

I guess enquiring minds who want to know just how fortunate this homosexual really is, better pay out the pesos for his upcoming memoirs of a gaysha.

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