My Brain is From Mars, Your Brain is From That Shitty Planet
Just what we needed, another brainiac to spend God only knows how much time and money just to tell us that men and women are different.
Sort of how Dr. Frankenstein created a bride for his monster, only without the lightning bolt hairdo.
The whole thing reads more like a ‘get out of the dog house free’ card for knuckle scrapers, and the over analyzing women who love them.
Yeah, we may have a natural urge to check out every fresh piece of meat that passes by, but we also have the urge to punch in the face anyone we don’t like. It’s called subtlety and self-control. If your man ain’t got it, remind him ‘a scrub is a guy that gits no love from me’.
Considering all of the deadbeat baby-daddies who do a runner when they get served the news, I’d advise all new moms to start exercising their nostrils for greater release of those pheromones that are suppose to make men want to become saddled with responsibility and debt. Some women just must not be doing it right.
But don’t fret about raising the kid. Next time your little hellion is wreaking havoc all over grandpa’s uber-orderly spotless house, no need to scold the little brat. Just turn to your increasingly ticked-off dad-in-law and say, “Your testosterone levels must have dropped to an abnormally low level. You should seek hormone replacement therapy.” , and see how long it takes him to throw you out on your ass.
But most encouraging of all is that in the battle of the sexes, females may have the last laugh.
Those of you lucky enough to make it past his mid-life crisis without being traded up for a newer model can get revenge for every single slight by leaving him as he’s about to retire. The study says that men dumped after 50 are left shell-shocked and devastated and likely become loners.
Sike!
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