Keep Your Damn Alimony, I’m Suing That Skank Who’s @#$%ing You!

Man-stealing sluts are not sleeping peacefully tonight in 7 states across the nation.

A wronged wife in North Carolina was just rewarded $9 million off the bitch who stole her man.

Other states that allow “Alienation of affection” lawsuits include Hawaii, Illinois, Mississippi, New Mexico, South Dakota and Utah.

Thank God Clinton never lived in any of them!

Bad news for spurned spouses: they must prove the marriage was in good shape before the outside attack. Good luck to the average couple with that one!

Bad news for the maneaters: they don’t even have to go to 3rd base to get served. Flirting and giving googlie eyes is enough to alienate some poor slob’s affection from his old ball and chain.

Hmm… I wonder if it’s too late for Sandra Bullock to move?

I wouldn’t take this too lightly either if I were a pudgy hubby with a wandering eye.

Lorena Bobbitt only got 45 days in the clinker!

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