Lady Gaga Tricks Lazy Moms
All part of Gaga’s evil plan to take over world and enslave us all, I’m sure.
Shocking I tell you, shocking!
Why, all those rock concerts my mom took me to as a wee lad were just like an episode of ‘Mr Roger’s Neighborhood’, only with deafening sound, skimpy outfits and ‘bad words’ added. Things just aren’t the same these days!
Isn’t this like parenting 101? Check it out before you reach check out, seems like it’s too obvious to have to be spelled out, but this hapless mum is calling for warning labels on live concerts tickets. Wait, Tipper Gore lives Down Under now?
Doesn’t she know she’s robbing her daughter of a vital stage of development. Sneaking out to see such concerts at 14 behind your mom’s back is a coming of age milestone that shouldn’t be circumvented. Having a famous diva scream “I hate you! I wish you were dead!” at your mom from onstage just isn’t the same as good old fashioned rebellion.
And perhaps most shocking of all, despite the photos of Gaga with QEII, pop!talkers has uncovered a dirty secret no one is willing to talk about: Gaga isn’t even a Lady! Not even a Dame. Just some skinny chick with bad wigs.
Hush now, don’t tell momma.