Too Gay for Ice Capades?
Is that even possible?
SOI is of course the brain child of openly homophobic former Champion Scotty Hamilton, who is known to give tour tenure to his golfing buddies.
I guess Johnny rotten ran over the diminutive star’s dog with his Miata, or whatever it is that gays drive these days.
Well, the fur will fly, at least off ice, as GLAAD sticks it’s pink nose in, and kicks up a sequined fuss.
It’s all fun and games until someone loses an Gaga inspired eye piece.
I predict there’ll be tears before bedtime.