How to Make a Quick $ Off of Global Warming

Yes, now that they’ve got the little people all sufficiently worried about doomsday, the evil forces of world domination are back to their mission statement: Greed.

Not content with their role in causing Global Warming, European, North American and now Asian super powers are fixating on how they can turn a profit from all that melting ice.

Lightbulb: Oh, oh, I know! Now that we’ve ruined the environment, let’s take advantage of the warmer weather by raping and plundering the land.

You know that one was Europe’s idea.

China’s bright idea: let’s send people there! Yeah, right, cause we all know the best way to preserve nature is to inhabit it.

What a hot transcontinental mess!

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