T-t-t-touch me! I want to feel healthy!

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010. Filed under: blogs error 404 health kultuur lifestyle news random sex society trends

Could it be true? Do touch sluts have more fun?

According to a bunch of brainy geeks in a lab somewhere, we’re all much happier if we get felt up.

Touching is apparently everyone’s first language, and does wonders to communicate feelings in either direction. So stop being the boy in the plastic bubble and get out there and start slapping.

A goofy high-5 or a corny smack on the butt won’t just make you a walking cliche, it will make you a healthier cliche.

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