Elvis has left the building. Don’t let the door hit your bubble butt on the way out!

Finally, Elvis Stojko has vowed to leave poor figure skating alone!

In an ill-written rambling mess of a blog, the two time Olympic medalist slammed the sport that made him famous, claiming it now makes him sick.

Spewing cyber-hate like a poorly-washed, dateless shut-in, the former World Champion skater flamed his fellow athletes and the sport itself, ripping newly crowned Olympic Champion Evan Lysacek in a way that made champion sore-loser Yevgeny Plushenko look almost classy.

He capped off the tackless rant by vowing to abandon the sissified sport in favor of more manly pursuits.

I am going to watch hockey, where athletes are allowed to push the envelope. A real sport.

Hallelujah!

He’d long ago gone to the special place for me, inhabited by TV evangelists and FOX news reporters.

I’m looking forward to the silence.

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