Plushenko: It’s like “Shallow Hal”, but in reverse!

Remember the movie “Shallow Hal” where Jack Black looks at his fat, ugly girlfriend but can only see beautiful Gwyneth Paltrow?

Well I’m the exact opposite when it comes to figure skating champion Yvgeny Plushenko.

Watching the 2010 Olympics Mens’ short program tonight on TV, I heard all the gushing, I saw the Judges’ huge marks, I understood that I was suppose to have just seen Gwyneth throw down a beautiful skate… but all I saw was some fat, ugly chick who’s got no business wearing that.

As far as comebacks go, I think I was happier seeing Tuberculosis reappear.

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