Valentine’s Day: Hearts & Flowers or Heart Attack?

Golddiggers take heart, February 14th is as good a day as any to clog some sugar-daddy arteries and make “pay day” that much closer.

Ever helpful to the half-assed and lazy, food phony Sandra Lee provides the legal poison to get the job done.

Never one to shun kick-backs, all 3 “russipees” are based on Pillsbury buy&bake rolls, and nary a seasoning pack in sight.

At 600+ calories per serving, with more than 300 of them from fat, these “love bombs” give new meaning to the phrase “kill them with kindness”.

Cuomo needn’t worry yet though, I’m sure the semi-ho queen will wait until Sandy makes it to the governor’s mansion before she tops him with store bought topping.

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