Oprah hires hit-man to “whack” Kitty Kelley

Remember, you heard it here first!

OK, so it’s not true, YET, but it’s only a matter of time before we read such a headline.

After cutting her way thru the likes of Nancy Reagan, Princess Di, and the Bush Dynasty, the famous “Poison Pen” has set her sites on a tell all bio of the Big O herself.

Oprah is God spelled backwards, so how long could it be before Miss Kitty ends up in a pair of cement Jimmy Choos.

Yes, the media will try their best to discredit her for her lack of credible sources or her heavy reliance on innuendo over fact, but believe you me, Kelley will end up face down in a pool of blood on the floor of the Queen Vic, while Winfrey, Stedman and Gayle all lurk in the bushes of Albert Square, looking guilty.

dunt, dunt, dunt, dunt

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