STOP KE$HA: Waste of Space!

Ke$ha tries too hard to out-Gaga Lady Gaga — and frankly, I’m annoyed that her bad music and contrived persona has managed to me$merize the general public all over the world.

Yes, I resent that Ke$ha has managed to break Lady Gaga’s airplay and download records and that her debut album crashed the Billboard Top 200 by landing straight at #1.

Do we really care that Ke$ha admitted to being the stalker who threw up in Paris Hilton’s closet, broke into Prince’s house to give him her demo, partied with Diddy, and wears her placenta around her neck? Lots of bold-faced names tick-tocking to me. Don’t get me started on her faux fashion sense, which, to the trained eye, is as unsophisticated as a Hot Tropics sale at your local mall.

Seriously folks, are there really 5 things about Ke$ha that you care to know? I hope not. But then again, ‘Tik Tok’ and its relentless nonsense is probably just the universe telling me that I’m getting old and irrelevant. Like Madonna, right?