Your School Lunch Violates the Patriot Act

Apparently Mac & Cheese has joined to the axis of evil.

Or so say some retired army vets who call the school lunches a “national security threat!”

They surmise that the fat kids that the lunches produce won’t make good bullet targets to whomever it is TPTB have a beef with in 10 to 20 years from now.

But don’t worry.

It’s an open secret that most soldiers are just kids facing criminal charges who opt for the military in lieu of jail time.

And with future juvies being too fat to run from our also increasingly corpulent cops, we’ll have more ‘recruits’ than ever.

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