Ga-Ga Oh La La: Lady’s Too Fat for Hollywood
The terrestrial gods of Hollywood have spoken: With or without pants, Lady Gaga is too large to be in charge of the fame game any longer.
E! reports that even the painfully outrageous Lady Gaga isn’t safe from the unrealistic demands put on Hollywood’s biggest and brightest star. In fact, her handlers have been on her [...]
Oprah hires hit-man to “whack” Kitty Kelley
Remember, you heard it here first!
OK, so it’s not true, YET, but it’s only a matter of time before we read such a headline.
After cutting her way thru the likes of Nancy Reagan, Princess Di, and the Bush Dynasty, the famous “Poison Pen” has set her sites on a tell all bio of the [...]
Lindsay Lohan is a Secret Celebrity Hoarder!
Lindsay Lohan is on everyone’s shit list these days. Her pseudo-lesbo-whore tabloid antics have led to the demise of Ungaro and a once promising Hollywood career. So what do you do when your career and love life are down in the dumps? Invite the world to check out your clutter, of course!
In the latest pop!talk [...]
Madonna Without Child? Jesus Luz Quits Madge
Depending on how you see it, Madonna’s “secret week-end” with A-Rod and her recent mouth-to-mouth resuscitation of a Kabbalist in his ’70s may or may not have been the catalysts that led to the break up the Queen of Pop’s “relationship” with her 23 year-old model/DJ boyfriend, Brazilian Jesus Luz.
The Chicago Sun Times reports that [...]
Gold Medal MacBook for Michelle Kwan
We all knew she was the most decorated Figure Skater in US history, some knew she was a brainiac currently pursuing her graduate degree at Tufts, but who knew she was *gasp* a Mac user!
For the first time in 16 years, Michelle Kwan will be sitting out the Olympics in the chilly classrooms of Boston’s [...]
And the 2010 Oscar nominees are…
For the first time since 1943, the Oscars feature 10 best-picture contenders instead of the usual five, with the science-fiction sensation “Avatar” and the war-on-terror thriller “The Hurt Locker” leading the Academy Awards with nine nominations each, including best picture and director.
The full list of the 82nd Annual Oscar Nominations that were announced bright and [...]
Dame Judy Dench is no Lady!
Who could forget Jon Stewart’s hilarious send up on political campaign adverts during the 2008 Oscars.
But apparently, it’s all true!
Like the Olympics that proceed it, the beloved Oscars have also fallen victim to overhype, over-commercialization, Lobbyists and the back-stabbing back-room deals of politics.
Is nothing sacred? Next they’ll be telling us Holly Hobby was a [...]
Lady Gaga Hearts Angelina Jolie!
Rumors aplenty in the world of Brangelina, but the most curious one to poke its bedazzled head alleges Angelina Jolie played a hot and steamy “love game” with Lady Gaga at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night long!
A member of Gaga’s inner circle (from The Haus of Gaga perhaps?!) confessed to Ian Halperin, [...]
STOP KE$HA: Waste of Space!
Ke$ha tries too hard to out-Gaga Lady Gaga — and frankly, I’m annoyed that her bad music and contrived persona has managed to me$merize the general public all over the world.
Yes, I resent that Ke$ha has managed to break Lady Gaga’s airplay and download records and that her debut album crashed the Billboard Top 200 [...]






