Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’
Forget kindergarten! All of life’s lessons can be taught by 6 fame-whoring, back-stabbing, rich but bored hausfraus from the big apple in season 3 of Bravo’s hit “reality” TV show. Lesson 1: Jill Zarin teaches kids the art of how to ruin a close friendship by obsessing over one 6 word sentence. You…. Need… to… [...]
Ask Kathy Griffin, She’ll Tell
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” sounds more like the title of her next celebrity-ribbing stand up show, but La Griffin is apparently dedicated to taking down the retarded military muzzle as part of her life on the G list. I’ll stand next to you Kathy, anytime! Tweet This Post
God Hates Miley Cyrus
Well, God hates gays, and Miley thinks they should be able to marry, therefore God hates her by proxy. According to a recent interview with ‘Parade’, that’s why she quit tweeting. “There has been so much controversy sometimes about what I’ve said or done because I believe there are no mistakes because God is the [...]
Sandra Leaves “Mr. Bullock”, Oscar Curse Lives On
Add Ms. Congeniality Sandra Bullock to the list of Best Actress winners who dump their hubbies after finding a place for the golden man at home. People magazine has reported the split. No confirmation yet of the validity of the cheatin’ Jesse James rumors, nor if they are heading for divorce court like Kate Winslet [...]
Who Will Have a Stroke First: Me or Obama?
I know, I’m sure this question is at the top of his list too. But according to these 7 warning signs, I predict a tie. I may be fat, and eat it too, but he’s black and a smoker. The unhappy question may be the deciding factor. Hmm… whose glass is more half-empty, mine or [...]
R.I.P. Der Scutt: New York Skyscraper Architect
They say death comes in threes, and Scutt was the 3rd modernist Architect to die in the first half of this month. Famous Architect of glass skinned towers, Der Scutt dies of liver failure. He designed many of New York’s most known skyscrapers, including Trump Tower. Below are some images of his work: Tweet [...]
Winslet Dumps Hubby, Keeps Oscar Curse Going
And they say Americans have no sense of tradition! Famed actress Kate Winslet has split from her husband of 7 years, likewise Oscar winner Sam Mendes. Lore has it that a supposed curse exists for women who win the Best Actress Oscar. They then split with their significant others within a short period of time. [...]
Johnny Weir is… Elton John’s Bridesmaid!
LOL! It’s the VanCougar Fashion Police, taking down names and giving out tickets. Love Joan, love Andy, love Johnny, love it love love it love it. Tweet This Post
Hate the Sin, but What About the Sinner?
When does an issue overcome fandom? Chris Brown is begging for your forgiveness. Marie Osmond is turning to her faith. Still on parole, girlfriend beater Brown has issued a public plea to his fans to forgive, forget, and open their hearts and wallets to him once more. He says he’s a changed man, as do [...]
Jules, I’d Like You to Meet Emily. Emily, this is Jules.
I thought it was important that you two get acquainted. Because it became obvious in the introduction to your new blog — Jules Posts — that you know jack shit about the fabulous Miss Em. I know, she’s dead and therefore “boring” to you, because sitting in the blistering sun doing nothing for 8 hours [...]
