They Say You Can Never Go Home Again
But what do they know. Due to the current economic conditions, more and more people are opting to do just that: go home again. Of course that’s for the fortunate folks who still have a home to return to. Not everyone’s parents are still alive, still together, or still have a home even. My parents [...]
Vas Madness: It’s That Time of Year Again!
Clinics across the US are reporting an uptick in the number of vasectomies since Wall Street reported huge losses in October 2007. Some men have even scheduled their operations around their favorite sporting events so that they can recover in style. pop!talk guest star Error 404 touches upon this latest “fad” involving men and their [...]
Liberal Lesbian Arrested at KKK Rally Protesting Abortion
OK, so you’ll never see that headline. But the opposite, of course, has been published. Again. Anti-gay senator arrested ‘after leaving gay club’. It’s like déjà vu all over again. Former Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig, former Florida Republican Representative Mark Foley, conservative evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, and now Republican CA state Senator Roy Ashburn. [...]
Sheeee’s Baaaaack!!! A Tale of 2 Fat Actresses
Rosie O’Donnell and Kirstie Alley have returned to breaking the boundaries of your wide screen TV. Everyone’s favorite big mouth liberal is back on the daytime talk show circuit, if for no other reason than to piss off The Donald. Or Hasselbeck. Or, well, you name it. Rosie will be filling the void left by [...]
Whiney ‘Undateable’ Authors Responsible for Plummeting Population Growth
You know who’s “undateable”? Whiney white girls who get rich writing stupid books about how gross men are. You know we all have them, single friends who bitch and moan about how they can never find the right guy, and then every time they find some sucker who will actually go out with them, they [...]
Boy Scouts of America Joins Catholic Church in Child Molestation Hall of Shame
Coming on the heels of the current church scandals involving the Pope himself, the Boy Scouts are facing a potential sexual misconduct scandal of their own. An Oregon Judge has ruled that the Scouts must release 1,123 files kept from 1965-85 documenting leaders suspected of perversion. That’s over a thousands files during a 20 year [...]
Lady Gaga Tricks Lazy Moms
All part of Gaga’s evil plan to take over world and enslave us all, I’m sure. One hapless Aussie mum took her 9 year old to a concert, and came away surprised that it contained some situations not suitable for viewing by small children. Shocking I tell you, shocking! Why, all those rock concerts my [...]
HIGH SOCIETY: Apology Not Accepted
Welcome to pop!talk’s world exclusive HIGH SOCIETY recap show — featuring Yellow Peril and Error 404! This week, we introduce two special guest stars in the show’s teaser, with some bones to pick with a “frenemy” before diving into highlights from the show, which includes more outrageous antics from our favorite socialites and the dizzy [...]
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’
Forget kindergarten! All of life’s lessons can be taught by 6 fame-whoring, back-stabbing, rich but bored hausfraus from the big apple in season 3 of Bravo’s hit “reality” TV show. Lesson 1: Jill Zarin teaches kids the art of how to ruin a close friendship by obsessing over one 6 word sentence. You…. Need… to… [...]
Ask Kathy Griffin, She’ll Tell
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” sounds more like the title of her next celebrity-ribbing stand up show, but La Griffin is apparently dedicated to taking down the retarded military muzzle as part of her life on the G list. I’ll stand next to you Kathy, anytime! Tweet This Post
