Ask Kathy Griffin, She’ll Tell
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” sounds more like the title of her next celebrity-ribbing stand up show, but La Griffin is apparently dedicated to taking down the retarded military muzzle as part of her life on the G list.
I’ll stand next to you Kathy, anytime!
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Is Your Pet Suicidal?
Is such a thing even possible?
Yes, says Oscar winning documentary film maker Richard O’Barry.
Flipper’s alleged suicide aside, how do you feel about the idea? Is the concept just another example of projecting human characteristics onto beloved animals, or do you believe that they have the capacity? Or is the whole subject just something to [...]
Ford Unveils New Cop Car
Better get a good look so you can recognize it while you speed along the highways.
They’ve dumped the Crown Vic and adapted a leaner, meaner Taurus for the job.
Ford first introduced its police package in 1950.
Hmm… wonder if this has any connection to ‘The Andy Griffith Show’, and Mayberry’s force driving around in Fords, paving [...]
God Hates Miley Cyrus
Well, God hates gays, and Miley thinks they should be able to marry, therefore God hates her by proxy.
According to a recent interview with ‘Parade’, that’s why she quit tweeting.
“There has been so much controversy sometimes about what I’ve said or done because I believe there are no mistakes because God is the only [...]
POP! Goes the Cellphone
Not since some genius put Mentos in Diet Coke have we seen such wonder!
As often as we tried, we couldn’t get it to work. Maybe having more than 2 people with cell phones will make it work?!
Update: Apparently, it was revealed that this was a HOAX concocted by a marketing firm. Nonetheless, a very clever [...]
Sandra Leaves “Mr. Bullock”, Oscar Curse Lives On
Add Ms. Congeniality Sandra Bullock to the list of Best Actress winners who dump their hubbies after finding a place for the golden man at home.
People magazine has reported the split.
No confirmation yet of the validity of the cheatin’ Jesse James rumors, nor if they are heading for divorce court like Kate Winslet and Sam [...]
Who Wants to Live Near a Millionaire?
If you’ve ever daydreamed about which states have the most millionaires, you might be surprised by the answer.
With perhaps too much time on their hands, this study did some research into the matter.
According to them, neither Wall Street tycoons, nor Hollywood moguls top the chart.
It’s lobbyists that rake in the most dough. The [...]
Who Will Have a Stroke First: Me or Obama?
I know, I’m sure this question is at the top of his list too.
But according to these 7 warning signs, I predict a tie.
I may be fat, and eat it too, but he’s black and a smoker.
The unhappy question may be the deciding factor. Hmm… whose glass is more half-empty, mine or the [...]
Human Error? Blame the Machine!
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
In this latest article on a common “fear mongering” theme: lack of online privacy, experts explore how they can make horrible assumptions about their fellow man and blame the results on technology.
“Personal privacy is no longer an individual thing,” said Harold Abelson, the computer science professor [...]
The Bad Boy’s Guide to Curing the “Irish Flu” (AKA Hangover)
If you’re wearing green and texting back and forth about where to meet up, better read this now instead of tomorrow morning.
Here are some facts, some tips, and just some esoterica about ‘the morning after’.
And just in case you’re too far gone to read through all that, here’s the low down:
Drink water
Eat before you [...]
