you can only be locked-up in real life, not in fantasy, court rules
Nerds are the new tough guys. A Wisconsin inmate has lost his appeal to play Dungeons and Dragons while incarcerated. Locked-up for life, the murderer and fantasy game aficionado was accused of forming an in-house gang revolving around the game. I guess other inmates were terrorized by this new geek squad. Singer was told by [...]
Tastes Like Chicken: China Mulls Ban on Eating Cats and Dogs
In China, one poor man’s medicinal tonic is another rich man’s tonic for the soul, which is why a proposed ban on eating dogs and cats — part of a draft bill to tackle animal abuse — threatens to end a culinary tradition dating back thousands of years. While dog meat is commonly available throughout [...]
Honey, I shrunk the Klimt!
See, rich people are as stupid as us. A wealthy NY family managed to throw away two priceless paintings with the trash. What? Like you haven’t accidentally thrown something important out. Or knocked over a vase. Or bumped into a picture on the wall. Sure, you were coming home drunk and not taking a posh [...]
Apple introduces giant iPhone for elderly
Do you have trouble reading that tiny screen, or trouble mashing the teeny keys with your stubby-chubby fingers? If you like your giant TV remote, you’ll love the new iPad! No more searching around the house for a tiny apparatus, no more squinting at your coworkers’ baby pictures, and no more passing the phone around [...]
“dumpling nazi”
You can buy the world’s best dumplings in Chinatown, NY, on Mosco Street. Don’t tell the “dumpling nazi” who sent you — she could care less! “:) Tweet This Post
Tonya Harding to Nancy Kerrigan: “Me Too!”
Tonya Harding can’t seem to get any respect these days. Ever since “the whack heard around the world” in 1994, no one seems to care anymore that Tonya was the first American woman to land a triple axel and that she can do so much more than hurl hubcaps at her love interests == the [...]
Pope2You: Social Networking with Old Time Religion
Pope Benedict XVI is no stranger to social media. Last year, the 265th Pope of the Catholic Church launched a YouTube channel, and last summer, he released Facebook and iPhone apps to spread the Church’s message. In a message released by the Vatican on Saturday, the Pope encouraged priests to use cutting-edge technologies to express [...]
Concierge? Yes, I’d like to order a man for my bed.
Leave it to the Brits to go all old school on luxury. We’ve all been there. You pay big $$$ for a blinging hotel room with Frette sheets and a king size bed with a gajillion pillows, only to slip your La Perla-clad ass between icy cold sheets. Americans would be wasting time coming up [...]
Kick that football, Charlie Brown! Or else Snoopy gets it between the eyes!
We’ve heard it all before from our loving but strict Moms…. clean your plate, make your bed, stop picking on your sister, sit up straight, go kill your pet… wait, what was that last one? That’s right, Lynn Geter of GA is not afraid to take things too far when it comes to steering her [...]
Everyone’s Bloggin’ Off + 5 Essential Tips for You to Do It Too!
Yours Truly is posting this entry using WordPress for the iPhone, and I think it’s amazing that some people have just recently discovered the joys of blogging…although most of them are still unsure how doing so can be profitable. Unfortunately, this post will not reveal any groundbreaking secrets for you to unlock more Google Adsense [...]
