Lady Gaga as Madonna in “Life With My Sister Madonna”?
Christopher Ciccone burned a lot of bridges with the release of “Life With My Sister Madonna”, his bestselling tell-all book about what it’s like to live under his famous sister’s shadow. Gossip-mongers across the globe are now chattering about the film version directed by Christopher himself, with rumors pointing to Lady Gaga as his first [...]
No Love for Courtney
Perrenial Hot Tranny Mess Courtney Love is the coverbitch of this month’s SPIN magazine to promote Hole’s first new album in five years. And being the Train Wreck that she is, Courtney was quick to talk about how her estranged daughter Frances Bean is just a pawn in her late husband’s family’s quest to get [...]
You can’t use the Olympics to escape reality.
Like so many today, if you thought you could use the Olympics as a means to forget about your daily problems, lay offs, foreclosures, etc… you may be in for a rude awakening.
One of the Whistler resorts hosting the skiing events, may be foreclosed on right smack in the middle of the Olympics.
Yikes! Talk about [...]
Sarah and Elisa must die!
I apparently have two nemesi, evil foes who are out to ruin me.
Yes, they are fictitious. Two computer generated players, compliments of the good geeks at Wii.
It started out innocently enough, as these things are want to do. Van and I would enjoy a nice game of tennis. So happy, so couplely. But then [...]
Semi-Homemade Haitian Dirt Cookies
Self-made Semi-Homemade cooking show Queen Sandra Lee should do a show on her reinterpretation of the third world classic.
The dirt is store bought, but I’m sure an added seasoning packet and some vanilla “eggstract” would brighten the terra treat right up.
And who can wait to see her unveil her earthquake themed “tablescape”. I know I [...]
Condoms: If the Glove Don’t Fit — QUIT!
Not only are most guys crap at dressing themselves, but few can even buy a condom that fits properly.
Ill-fitting prophylactics are said to be a leading cause of pregnancy, STD and displeasure.
Dude, how hard could it be?
Then again, seeing what most of you wear, apparently men must have some kind of gene that prevents them [...]
Plushenko: It’s like “Shallow Hal”, but in reverse!
Remember the movie “Shallow Hal” where Jack Black looks at his fat, ugly girlfriend but can only see beautiful Gwyneth Paltrow?
Well I’m the exact opposite when it comes to figure skating champion Yvgeny Plushenko.
Watching the 2010 Olympics Mens’ short program tonight on TV, I heard all the gushing, I saw the Judges’ huge marks, [...]
A tax on soda? I need a diet Coke just thinking about it!
The Obamas are skinny, but are they mean?
In a twisted plan of evil genius, heathcare reformers are suggesting we pay for the new plan, made necessary by the growing obesity epidemic in the US, by getting the money from one prime source of the problem.
Tax soda pop.
Based on anti-smoking campaigns, the proposed tax is a [...]
Valentine’s Day: Your great great grandmother on Match.com
Industrialist dandy looking for a lad who’s not shy about showing a bit of ankle. No fats or fems.
Or so my ad may have read had I been trolling for love during the day of Jack the Ripper and Jenny Lind.
The more things change, the more they stay the same. I feel for these [...]
Dog Mugged on Street — Only in NYC, Kittens!
Why don’t you pick on a pit bull your own size!
Some low-life stooped to mugging a cute wittle westie terrier on a busy Park Slope, Brooklyn street.
Jacked for a $25 doggie coat, the elderly pup was left shivering, whether from cold or fear, we can only guess.
Like stealing candy from a baby.
I hope it gets [...]
