The Cocainecake Factory
There seems to be two types of scientists: those that discover far-out wacky shit, and those who spend their days trying to prove what we all already know in our hearts to be true.
Well, some of the later types have confirmed that fatty comfort foods like cheesecake are addictive, just like cocaine.
Um, duh!
But hold [...]
Who Will Have a Stroke First: Me or Obama?
I know, I’m sure this question is at the top of his list too.
But according to these 7 warning signs, I predict a tie.
I may be fat, and eat it too, but he’s black and a smoker.
The unhappy question may be the deciding factor. Hmm… whose glass is more half-empty, mine or the [...]
Former Soviet Figure Skater Arrested for DUI in USA
It’s like a Hall of Fame of Olympic drinkers!
Add 1 more to the growing list, as Sergei Ponomarenko joins fellow Olympic Gold Medalists Oksana Baiul, Viktor Petrenko and Alexei Yagudin on the drunk drivers rap sheet.
This coming on the heels of young Russian skater Andrei Lutai’s arrest earlier this season for stealing a car and joy [...]
Naomi Campbell: Don’t Mess with This Fierce Ghetto Bitch!
You do not mess with the Fierce Ghetto Bitch that is Naomi Campbell. Miodrag Mejdina, the limo driver who was allegedly attacked from behind by the supermodel, is now the one apologizing for getting angry and overreacting.
”I had an argument with Naomi Campbell. I got angry and overreacted. I regret involving the police,” said Miodrag via [...]
No Love for Courtney
Perrenial Hot Tranny Mess Courtney Love is the coverbitch of this month’s SPIN magazine to promote Hole’s first new album in five years. And being the Train Wreck that she is, Courtney was quick to talk about how her estranged daughter Frances Bean is just a pawn in her late husband’s family’s quest to get [...]
There’s a New Sheriff in Town — All of Us!
Get with the latest trend. Don’t like how things are going at work? Simple: just take out a gun and shoot them all.
That’s what Amy Bishop thought, as she shot her way out of a University of Alabama faculty conference room.
She’s since been changed with murder, but if a Harvard educated science geek/genius [...]
Gun-Crazy Prof Killed Her Bro 20 Years Ago
The Skeletons are tumbling out of the crazy closet as more is learned about the gun-toting college Professor turned colleague killer.
It turns out that shooting from the hip when things get heated wasn’t a one-off.
But versions vary on what exactly happened that fateful day Amy Bishop shot her sibling.
Hmm… interesting that the files have [...]
Lindsay Lohan is a Secret Celebrity Hoarder!
Lindsay Lohan is on everyone’s shit list these days. Her pseudo-lesbo-whore tabloid antics have led to the demise of Ungaro and a once promising Hollywood career. So what do you do when your career and love life are down in the dumps? Invite the world to check out your clutter, of course!
In the latest pop!talk [...]
Tonya Harding to Nancy Kerrigan: “Me Too!”
Tonya Harding can’t seem to get any respect these days.
Ever since “the whack heard around the world” in 1994, no one seems to care anymore that Tonya was the first American woman to land a triple axel and that she can do so much more than hurl hubcaps at her love interests == the girl [...]
TV Stalks Blake Fielder-Civil By Channeling Amy Winehouse
For the record, habitual rehabber Blake Fielder-Civil is not dating La Pequeña Amy Winehouse. Instead, he’s been enjoying some TV time with a pre-op transsexual (a TS, technically) who just happens to be a fella that looks like his ex-wife, according to The Sun in a world exclusive report.
What’s shocking is not the revelation that [...]
