Lady Gaga Tricks Lazy Moms
All part of Gaga’s evil plan to take over world and enslave us all, I’m sure. One hapless Aussie mum took her 9 year old to a concert, and came away surprised that it contained some situations not suitable for viewing by small children. Shocking I tell you, shocking! Why, all those rock concerts my [...]
HIGH SOCIETY: Apology Not Accepted
Welcome to pop!talk’s world exclusive HIGH SOCIETY recap show — featuring Yellow Peril and Error 404! This week, we introduce two special guest stars in the show’s teaser, with some bones to pick with a “frenemy” before diving into highlights from the show, which includes more outrageous antics from our favorite socialites and the dizzy [...]
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’
Forget kindergarten! All of life’s lessons can be taught by 6 fame-whoring, back-stabbing, rich but bored hausfraus from the big apple in season 3 of Bravo’s hit “reality” TV show. Lesson 1: Jill Zarin teaches kids the art of how to ruin a close friendship by obsessing over one 6 word sentence. You…. Need… to… [...]
Ask Kathy Griffin, She’ll Tell
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” sounds more like the title of her next celebrity-ribbing stand up show, but La Griffin is apparently dedicated to taking down the retarded military muzzle as part of her life on the G list. I’ll stand next to you Kathy, anytime! Tweet This Post
Is Your Pet Suicidal?
Is such a thing even possible? Yes, says Oscar winning documentary film maker Richard O’Barry. Flipper’s alleged suicide aside, how do you feel about the idea? Is the concept just another example of projecting human characteristics onto beloved animals, or do you believe that they have the capacity? Or is the whole subject just something [...]
Ford Unveils New Cop Car
Better get a good look so you can recognize it while you speed along the highways. They’ve dumped the Crown Vic and adapted a leaner, meaner Taurus for the job. Ford first introduced its police package in 1950. Hmm… wonder if this has any connection to ‘The Andy Griffith Show’, and Mayberry’s force driving around [...]
God Hates Miley Cyrus
Well, God hates gays, and Miley thinks they should be able to marry, therefore God hates her by proxy. According to a recent interview with ‘Parade’, that’s why she quit tweeting. “There has been so much controversy sometimes about what I’ve said or done because I believe there are no mistakes because God is the [...]
POP! Goes the Cellphone
Not since some genius put Mentos in Diet Coke have we seen such wonder! As often as we tried, we couldn’t get it to work. Maybe having more than 2 people with cell phones will make it work?! Update: Apparently, it was revealed that this was a HOAX concocted by a marketing firm. Nonetheless, a [...]
Sandra Leaves “Mr. Bullock”, Oscar Curse Lives On
Add Ms. Congeniality Sandra Bullock to the list of Best Actress winners who dump their hubbies after finding a place for the golden man at home. People magazine has reported the split. No confirmation yet of the validity of the cheatin’ Jesse James rumors, nor if they are heading for divorce court like Kate Winslet [...]
Who Wants to Live Near a Millionaire?
If you’ve ever daydreamed about which states have the most millionaires, you might be surprised by the answer. With perhaps too much time on their hands, this study did some research into the matter. According to them, neither Wall Street tycoons, nor Hollywood moguls top the chart. It’s lobbyists that rake in the most dough. [...]
