Anti-Gay Déjà Vu: Another Miss California Contestant Courts Controversy
It seems beauty pageant contestants just can’t seem to keep their dislike for gay marriage to themselves. Just months after one Miss California was dethroned, another “Christian” vying for the title is under fire for her outspoken views. Shouldn’t pageant beauties be limiting their sphere to important issues like lack of geographic knowledge, or ignorance [...]
Throw Da Bum OUT!
Getting married in MA may have worked out for us, but that doesn’t mean the fight to get equal rights in our home state of NY should be abandoned. Activists have started a new pro-gay marriage campaign centered around deseating the politicians who voted it down. As usual, marriage needs to be defended most from [...]
MacBook in hand, I switch on the BoobTube.
Like watching with a room full of friends, the computer adds the opportunity to discuss as the TV plays out the drama. Once feared as TV’s nemesis, the internet has become it’s new BBF. Why wait until the next day to discuss your favorite shows with coworkers who might not even have watched. Between online [...]
Laid-off people more likely to die.
It’s the gift that just keeps giving. As if the unemployed didn’t have enough to worry about in this economy, new studies link losing your job to premature death. But you didn’t need an Ivy League PHD to figure out the evil villain at the heart of this is the s word: stress. So, now [...]
Gays find their seat at Broadway’s table, and tuck in.
It seems that gay theater, like everything else gay, has become just as mundane as it’s straight twin. No longer revolving around life or death issues like murder, suicide and disease, gay theater is now free to ponder less serious concerns like marriage and fidelity. As Edina Monsoon once counseled her dull-as-dishwater son: “Being gay [...]
T-t-t-touch me! I want to feel healthy!
Could it be true? Do touch sluts have more fun? According to a bunch of brainy geeks in a lab somewhere, we’re all much happier if we get felt up. Touching is apparently everyone’s first language, and does wonders to communicate feelings in either direction. So stop being the boy in the plastic bubble and [...]
Olympics: What’s Russian for “crybaby”?
As we’re quickly finding out in Vancouver, there’s apparently no word in their language for “sportsmanship”. Everyone’s favorite medal-hogs are at it again, whining that the figure skating medal they got wasn’t good enough. Barely had the flowers in their bouquets started to wilt, when they were back to whinging again. “We skated the best [...]
A Girl’s Guide to Flutzes, Lips and Waxels
As the ladies take to Olympic ice tonight, their predominately female fans will take to their couches to tune in. Here’s a comprehensive guide on what to watch for from whom… who under-rotates her jumps, and which ones. So if your dream is to impress your cat with your encyclopedic knowledge of ice skating esoterica… [...]
BBW: “Love Handles Saved My Life”
All-You-Can-Eat buffets are ancient temples for BBWs like Samantha Lynne Frazier, who discovered this past week-end in Atlantic City that being fat is nature’s best bulletproof vest. On her way for seconds or thirds (who’s counting?!), Samantha swears her love handles saved her life when she was struck by a bullet meant for someone else. [...]
Because I Can: Dance, M-Fer, Dance!
I still can’t believe it was over 2 years ago that I posted a video of myself dancing on YouTube for complete strangers to make fun of my “rhythm”…and continue to HATE ME for not being THEM. The original intent of the video was to channel all the negative energy stemming from YouTube haters into [...]
