pet!talk: Quickest Route to Dog Heaven
Welcome to pet!talk, where the quirkiest news from the animal kingdom invades your neck of the woods.
In the second report, pet!talk reporter Isabelle shares the story of one woman’s quest to find the quickest route to mail a dog from Minneapolis to Atlanta– just in time for her son’s birthday!
Unfortunately, Stacey Champion’s outside-the-box thinking [...]
Trailer Park Terror in Paris
Unspeakable acts took place in Melun, France (outside Paris) between 2003 and 2006: a 16-year old girl is sold into sex slavery by her parents for a used car.
Not since the Josef Fritzl case has the world been so repulsed by what bad parents can do to their own offspring.
Yellow Peril and Error 404 [...]
No Impact Man: R U Listening?
Colin Beavan is “No Impact Man”
For an entire year the writer/blogger, his wife and their young daughter lived without the use of electricity.
No transportation, no processed foods, or even toilet paper.
It was all done in an effort to create zero impact on the environment.
Optimist, pessimist, genius or madman?
What do you think?
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Is Kelly Bensimon Slowly Morphing Into Little Edie Beale?
Fueled by the popularity of her on-screen nervous breakdown on ‘The Real Housewives of New York’ last fall, krazy Kelly just can’t seem to shut up.
Holed up in her Grey Gardens-like Hamptons mansion, she keeps releasing scary snippets of her own self-made documentary.
One can only imagine the fodder produced if Edith Bouvier Beale had [...]
WORK OF ART: “Shocking Autofellatio!”
Welcome to ART IS WHATEVER, a new recap show about WORK OF ART, a reality TV competition on Bravo in search of the next great artist.
Guest judge and shock artist Andres Serrano inspires the artists to create their own “shock art” — and the results stink to high heaven, especially for the artists whose attempt [...]
Ten Years Ago: An Elian Gonzales Update
Who could forget the little six year old who captivated and divided the nation just exactly ten years ago. He seemed so young, an innocent pawn in a cold war struggle that just won’t die
Fast forward to today, and little Elian is now 16, almost a man.
He’s moved on and holds no grudge toward his [...]
Jill Zarin Thinks Gays Are Stoopid Like “Uh, Duh”
I used to think the big yenta of Real Housewives of New York was smart and nice, until this past season when I decided she was smart and evil. Now that Zarin’s hell bent on spending her summer spinning, I realize she’s stupid and evil.
This latest PR piece by the housewife who just won’t [...]
Dutch Siblings Don’t Realize Brother is Dead for Four Years!
Did you ever get to feeling sorry for yourself, thinking nobody loves you and nobody would care or even notice if you up and died?
Well, that’s apparently what happened to this Dutchman after he stropped off to his room, warning that he didn’t want to be disturbed — no matter what. His siblings obeyed his [...]
Rihanna: Another Hot Helpless Mess
The helpless cannot be helped, and Chris Brown’s former punching bag Rihanna is no exception. No matter what she’s feeding the tabloids these days about self-empowerment, Rihanna’s just another hot helpless mess that will never learn from her past mistakes.
Before you get distracted by the rude photo above, take a step back in time — [...]
Heidi Montag: ‘Superficial’ and Ugly Inside-Out
No-brainer Heidi Montag spent close to $2 million on ‘Superficial’, her self-produced debut album that no one cares about, and has no remorse about her decision to undergo 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day. After all, it scored her the cover of People magazine, which is probably what she and her husband Spencer Pratt — [...]
