Concierge? Yes, I’d like to order a man for my bed.
Leave it to the Brits to go all old school on luxury. We’ve all been there. You pay big $$$ for a blinging hotel room with Frette sheets and a king size bed with a gajillion pillows, only to slip your La Perla-clad ass between icy cold sheets. Americans would be wasting time coming up [...]
Kick that football, Charlie Brown! Or else Snoopy gets it between the eyes!
We’ve heard it all before from our loving but strict Moms…. clean your plate, make your bed, stop picking on your sister, sit up straight, go kill your pet… wait, what was that last one? That’s right, Lynn Geter of GA is not afraid to take things too far when it comes to steering her [...]
TV Stalks Blake Fielder-Civil By Channeling Amy Winehouse
For the record, habitual rehabber Blake Fielder-Civil is not dating La Pequeña Amy Winehouse. Instead, he’s been enjoying some TV time with a pre-op transsexual (a TS, technically) who just happens to be a fella that looks like his ex-wife, according to The Sun in a world exclusive report. What’s shocking is not the revelation [...]
NOH8 for The McCain Girls
Guess which Republican Stepford wife came out of her self-medicated stupor to support the NOH8 Campaign? If the title of this post didn’t already give the answer away, she’s Cindy McCain, the wife of former US presidential candidate and Senator John McCain! This is monumental because the McCains are one of the most well-known Republican [...]
Rihanna: Another Hot Helpless Mess
The helpless cannot be helped, and Chris Brown’s former punching bag Rihanna is no exception. No matter what she’s feeding the tabloids these days about self-empowerment, Rihanna’s just another hot helpless mess that will never learn from her past mistakes. Before you get distracted by the rude photo above, take a step back in time [...]
social networking is slowly killing us
since 1997, the amount of time that we have been spending with real people has decreased — and this is affecting our health in the worst way. since the ongoing recession has made “real” social interaction more expensive, people are seeking alternative ways to keep themselves “entertained.” according to a recent research study conducted by [...]
Out of Business: iSites Kills iPhone & Android App Dreams
It’s a double-edged sword: pay someone to develop a snazzy smartphone app for your business or do it yourself by tapping into iSites, a new service launched today, that enables you to create custom iPhone or Android apps for only $25! Should budding smartphone developers like Yellow Peril Media stop counting our chickens before they [...]
Alexander McQueen > “The Bone Collection” Fall/Winter 2010/2011 Menswear
Top to bottom, “Plato’s Atlantis”, Alexander McQueen’s Spring/Summer 2010 Womens Collection, was “a spacey sci-fi extravaganza of garments for royal ladies lost in the space-time continuum.” The unforgettable runway show included silk dresses with reptilian patterns in shades of green, brown and gold, and crustacean-inspired ankle boots that defied gravity with each step. For his [...]
Web 2.0 Suicide Machine — Just Do It!
Suicide is no laughing matter, but social networking is slowly killing us. Good thing you can now give in to the temptation to “disappear” from the world of status updates and mindless tweets by unplugging your online self (or selves) with the Web 2.0 Suicide Machine! For those of you out there who are tired [...]
Heidi Montag: ‘Superficial’ and Ugly Inside-Out
No-brainer Heidi Montag spent close to $2 million on ‘Superficial’, her self-produced debut album that no one cares about, and has no remorse about her decision to undergo 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day. After all, it scored her the cover of People magazine, which is probably what she and her husband Spencer Pratt — [...]
