Is Kelly Bensimon Slowly Morphing Into Little Edie Beale?
Fueled by the popularity of her on-screen nervous breakdown on ‘The Real Housewives of New York’ last fall, krazy Kelly just can’t seem to shut up.
Holed up in her Grey Gardens-like Hamptons mansion, she keeps releasing scary snippets of her own self-made documentary.
One can only imagine the fodder produced if Edith Bouvier Beale had [...]
Bethenny Quits RHONY, But Will Jill Be Ready For Her Close-Up?
After last season’s explosion of backstabbing, name-calling, cat-fighting fireworks, the question on everyone’s lips is: Which of The Real Housewives of New York’s frenemies will be back for more of the same?
Fan favorite and Bravo spin-off queen Bethenny Frankel seems to be calling it quits:
“I do have the choice, and I won’t be doing any [...]
WORK OF ART: “Shocking Autofellatio!”
Welcome to ART IS WHATEVER, a new recap show about WORK OF ART, a reality TV competition on Bravo in search of the next great artist.
Guest judge and shock artist Andres Serrano inspires the artists to create their own “shock art” — and the results stink to high heaven, especially for the artists whose attempt [...]
Bethenny Getting Scary? Take 4
Seriously, considering all of the stressing-out and freaking-out this week, girlfriend should have gone to therapy like first thing right away this episode.
Ok, let’s talk about a few elephants in the room first.
1. She brought it all upon herself.
In the space of a year, she’s met a guy, fallen in love, gotten pregnant, gotten [...]
Hey Andy Cohen: Va Fa Culo!
I grew up in a predominantly Italian neighborhood, in a prodominately Italian city (Providence), in a prodominately Italian state (Rhode Island), surrounded by my prodominately Italian family, so I know a thing or two about Italian-American culture.
Hence, it has always bugged me the way Hollywood, and later it’s red-headed stepsister TV portrayed Italian-Americans. Propagation [...]
WORK OF ART: “March of the Penguin Classics”
Welcome to ART IS WHATEVER, a new recap show about WORK OF ART, a reality TV competition on Bravo in search of the next great artist.
For this week’s challenge, the artists were asked to use their talents to create a book cover for Penguin classics to be sold all over America.
As expected, some [...]
WORK OF ART: “Art is Whatever”
Welcome to ART IS WHATEVER, a new recap show about WORK OF ART, a reality TV competition on Bravo in search of the next great artist.
pop!talk superstar Yellow Peril is the host with most, along with a panel of experts from both inside and outside the New York art world.
We’re ready to hone [...]
Jill Zarin Thinks Gays Are Stoopid Like “Uh, Duh”
I used to think the big yenta of Real Housewives of New York was smart and nice, until this past season when I decided she was smart and evil. Now that Zarin’s hell bent on spending her summer spinning, I realize she’s stupid and evil.
This latest PR piece by the housewife who just won’t [...]
Bethenny Getting Scary? Take 3
So it’s week three and the fabulous Miss F continues to cram three seasons worth of plot into her debut season. She’s striking it out on her own, getting married, and she’s having a baby. All at once. It’s enough to make Cortney Novogratz look like a slacker pot head. Seriously.
The book signing at [...]
Bethenny Getting Scary? Take 2
Thank God The Real Housewives of New York will soon be over! Every Thursday night I go to bed vowing to wake up early the next day and get straight to recapping Bethenny Getting Married?, only to find myself instead lost in a spiral of RHoNY recap reading. Someone please make it stop so [...]
