Sheeee’s Baaaaack!!! A Tale of 2 Fat Actresses
Rosie O’Donnell and Kirstie Alley have returned to breaking the boundaries of your wide screen TV.
Everyone’s favorite big mouth liberal is back on the daytime talk show circuit, if for no other reason than to piss off The Donald.
Or Hasselbeck.
Or, well, you name it.
Rosie will be filling the void left by Oprah’s departure. [...]
Whiney ‘Undateable’ Authors Responsible for Plummeting Population Growth
You know who’s “undateable”?
Whiney white girls who get rich writing stupid books about how gross men are.
You know we all have them, single friends who bitch and moan about how they can never find the right guy, and then every time they find some sucker who will actually go out with them, they dump [...]
Boy Scouts of America Joins Catholic Church in Child Molestation Hall of Shame
Coming on the heels of the current church scandals involving the Pope himself, the Boy Scouts are facing a potential sexual misconduct scandal of their own.
An Oregon Judge has ruled that the Scouts must release 1,123 files kept from 1965-85 documenting leaders suspected of perversion.
That’s over a thousands files during a 20 year period, [...]
Lady Gaga Tricks Lazy Moms
All part of Gaga’s evil plan to take over world and enslave us all, I’m sure.
One hapless Aussie mum took her 9 year old to a concert, and came away surprised that it contained some situations not suitable for viewing by small children.
Shocking I tell you, shocking!
Why, all those rock concerts my mom took me [...]
HIGH SOCIETY: Apology Not Accepted
Welcome to pop!talk’s world exclusive HIGH SOCIETY recap show — featuring Yellow Peril and Error 404!
This week, we introduce two special guest stars in the show’s teaser, with some bones to pick with a “frenemy” before diving into highlights from the show, which includes more outrageous antics from our favorite socialites and the dizzy world [...]
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from ‘The Real Housewives of New York City’
Forget kindergarten! All of life’s lessons can be taught by 6 fame-whoring, back-stabbing, rich but bored hausfraus from the big apple in season 3 of Bravo’s hit “reality” TV show.
Lesson 1: Jill Zarin teaches kids the art of how to ruin a close friendship by obsessing over one 6 word sentence.
You…. Need… to… Get… a… [...]
Ask Kathy Griffin, She’ll Tell
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” sounds more like the title of her next celebrity-ribbing stand up show, but La Griffin is apparently dedicated to taking down the retarded military muzzle as part of her life on the G list.
I’ll stand next to you Kathy, anytime!
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Is Your Pet Suicidal?
Is such a thing even possible?
Yes, says Oscar winning documentary film maker Richard O’Barry.
Flipper’s alleged suicide aside, how do you feel about the idea? Is the concept just another example of projecting human characteristics onto beloved animals, or do you believe that they have the capacity? Or is the whole subject just something to [...]
Ford Unveils New Cop Car
Better get a good look so you can recognize it while you speed along the highways.
They’ve dumped the Crown Vic and adapted a leaner, meaner Taurus for the job.
Ford first introduced its police package in 1950.
Hmm… wonder if this has any connection to ‘The Andy Griffith Show’, and Mayberry’s force driving around in Fords, paving [...]
God Hates Miley Cyrus
Well, God hates gays, and Miley thinks they should be able to marry, therefore God hates her by proxy.
According to a recent interview with ‘Parade’, that’s why she quit tweeting.
“There has been so much controversy sometimes about what I’ve said or done because I believe there are no mistakes because God is the only [...]
