Fab news for Gleeks around the world jonesing for the new season of GLEE to start on April 13th: Entertainment Tonight teased us with a sneak peak at the all Madonna episode of GLEE.

Rumors are criss-crossing the blogosphere about which songs from Madonna’s 25-year career will be featured on GLEE, the hit Fox show and winner of Best Comedy or Musical Series at the Golden Globes. The preview clip reveals the first official GLEE version of one of Madonna’s hits: “Express Yourself” sung by Michele Lea, who plays the beleaguered Rachel. Dianna Agron, who plays former head Cherrio Quinn Fabray, is reportedly singing “Papa Don’t Preach” while Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester takes on “Vogue.”

“It’s got like 10 numbers in it, and the production value is very big,” revealed creator Ryan Murphy about the upcoming episode. “We adore her and worship her, so when I’m directing, I’m always like, ‘Do it for Madonna.’”

What will Madonna’s reaction be if our Gleeks fail to impress with their tribute? This is how Sue sees it: “Somewhere in the English countryside in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping.”

Why don’t you pick on a pit bull your own size!

Some low-life stooped to mugging a cute wittle westie terrier on a busy Park Slope Brooklyn street.

Jacked for a $25 doggie coat, the elderly pup was left shivering, whether from cold or fear, we can only guess.

Like stealing candy from a baby.

I hope it gets classified as a hate crime.

If you liked her on your toaster, you’ll love her on stage!

Everyone’s favorite icon says hello to ole Broadway..

Ok, ok. So, like a 1950s Hollywood has-been, she’s working in Italy, but we all know this spaghetti western has Disney’s 42nd St written all over it. Unless evil Mickey considers her too big a threat. I hope Sanrio strikes a deal, or else fully expect photos of Kitty in “compromising positions” to surface on the web.

So who else is tickled pink over “Hello Kitty – The Musical!”

Me? I’m waiting for the tell-all biography.

Snapshot of our kitchen wall, as the sun began its descent from behind Torment Hill in Croton-on-Hudson, New York.

It was nice to work from home today with the velvet warmth of the sun’s rays enveloping the room and our chilly bodies.

Definitely a perfect day to place that order for those pajama jeans…even if you’ll be surrounded by a chorus of laughter instead of sweet tweets from winter birds.

See you again, Mr. Sun, on Friday!

We’ve all faced the dilemma: how to be a slob in sweats but come off as casual tech-geek cool in jeans

Now, salvation to lazy hipsters everywhere in the form of Pajama Jeans!

Not since some lazy genius discovered that baby powder could replace actually washing your hair, has there been such a break thru for everyday slobs who want to escape the social stigmatism of putting 0 effort into their appearance.