Say what?!

A National Sleep Foundation telephone poll of more than 1,000 people concludes that Black and Hispanic Americans are more likely than whites and Asians to lose sleep over job and money worries.

Huh. Well the hubby and I did sleep like babies last night, even if our little world is crashing in around us. I just thought we were too stupid to know better, but I guess it turns out we’re predisposed to sleep well due to our race.

Wait.. what?

Yeah, the survey was a little short on practical conclusions. I still don’t know what to do with this little nugget of info:

Black Americans are also more likely to pray and have sex before going to bed… while whites are more likely to sleep with their pet or partner.

Huh?

I need to think this over during my nap.

Not only are most guys crap at dressing themselves, but few can even buy a condom that fits properly.

Ill-fitting prophylactics are said to be a leading cause of pregnancy, STD and displeasure.

Dude, how hard could it be? Then again, seeing what most of you wear, apparently men must have some kind of gene that prevents them from telling what fits and what is clearly the wrong size.

Maybe drug stores should offer rubber dressing rooms, so would-be birth controllers can try on various sizes in front of those 3 way mirrors, to guarantee the most flattering fit.

Even though Lady Gaga and Beyonce have yet to release the video for ‘Telephone’, a few dudes that look like ladies took matters into their own manicured hands and produced this glossy video, which is our latest INSTANT ADDICTION.

So I ask you: When was the last time you had this much fun watching Gaga fans with their own extra bits telling you to stop telephoning them?!

The terrestrial gods of Hollywood have spoken: With or without pants, Lady Gaga is too large to be in charge of the fame game any longer.

E! reports that even the painfully outrageous Lady Gaga isn’t safe from the unrealistic demands put on Hollywood’s biggest and brightest star. In fact, her handlers have been on her case about shedding some extra pounds, which has been subject of concern since last April when she shot — ironically enough — the “Paparazzi” music video.

A witness from the shoot revealed:

“Producers had to shoot around her.They draped fabric over her thighs and shot her backside with a softer lens. They did everything they could to hide her not-so-flattering areas.”

Since then, Gaga has already lost about 20 pounds, and she’s developed a NON-EATING DISORDER à la Karen Carpenter. “She says she is always hungry,” an insider revealed. “She isn’t doing a specific diet. She just isn’t eating.”

No matter what the gods of Hollywood have to say, Gaga fans love her the way that she is — or else she’ll just end up as another ultra-skinny, den hooker chic hoarder lost in a rainstorm of other people’s insecurities…

Lindsay Lohan is on everyone’s shit list these days. Her pseudo-lesbo-whore tabloid antics have led to the demise of Ungaro and a once promising Hollywood career. So what do you do when your career and love life are down in the dumps? Invite the world to check out your clutter, of course!

In the latest pop!talk video, Yellow Peril reveals Lindsay’s “private pain” and seeks to understand the root causes behind her downward spiral.

OH YEAH!